Saturday, November 03, 2007

Show Low to Yuma

This day was astonishing. There is a magazine called Arizona Highways that began as a sort of tourist brochure, and ended up being a really high class glossy with extraordinary pictures of the mountains and deserts of AZ. Usually at sunset with blazing colors. It made me wonder if any state could be that beautiful, or if they were gilding the lily a bit to promote this place.

We began the day by driving through ponderosa forests at 6,000 + feet, miles and miles of it. The Apache-Sitgreaves National Forest is enormous, it covers ver two million acres of mountain country in east-central Arizona. The sad part was a fire, called the Rodeo-Chediski that was the biggest in AZ history, burning 467,066 acres. We drove for a good hour and a half beside and through it, the whole world seemed to have burned up. I guess that year, not only did they have that fire, but a lot of others. A little west of Show Low, they were doing a controlled burn, so I guess they are pretty jumpy about fires now, although with the strong winds, it made me a little nervous.

After a long drive through the tall pines, with some very green ups and downs, the sky cleared up a head, no trees, no hills showing, and then the steep grade signs began. We came down a long steep grade of red rock, climbed and descended some more naked hills, and then we were in desert. My first sight of the cartoon like saguaro cactus was oddly thrilling. It is such a cliché on napkin rings and flower pots and as earrings, and innumerable pieces of tourist rubbish, that it is almost hard to believe the real ones aren’t put there by the Chamber of Commerce. But they are still tall and bravely imitating trees in a totally desiccated landscape. Rocks and sand, and creosote bushes, like the desert I learned in Big Bend in TX. It is of course the same desert, the Sonoran, that starts in Mexico and runs right up into Canada, so the plants and the landscape are very familiar.

We go up and down a series of steep grades, in all cocoa powder colored rock mountains. This is yet another enormous national forest, the Tonto National Forest, almost 3 million acres. On the map, the whole area between Show Low and Phoenix is one huge national forest, although some of it isn’t what I would call forest. The two and sometimes four lane highway is the only thing we see for hours and hours. If anyone did anything out here, made a human mark, the desert has eliminated it, blown away, dried up. Now and then the ruins of a gas station, or a single burnt out trailer. But really one huge dried out nothing. Even the occasional road kill has dried up to nothing but bones and some hair. Once we get out of the mountains around Payson ( home of Zane Gray) it is all pretty flat, with brown mountains set around in a decorative manner. South of Phoenix there was a stretch where there were no hills to be seen , but usually there is some thing to look at. With nothing else to judge by, you can’t tell if the ragged and raw string of peaks ahead or to the side are really artistic dirt piles or real mountains of maybe 1000 feet above the desert floor. Today, with the very strong wind, dust is in the air, and anything further than ½ mile away takes on a pastel hue, blue and more purple the farther away, and paler.

Some where off to our right is the Gila River, and I can see green in the distance around Gila Bend, and south of Phoenix, there are miles and miles of irrigated fields, 90,000 acres, a lot of them making hay, but also cotton fields. The green is almost an eyesore in the desert. Certainly it is an agricultural feat, but also so unnatural and wasteful of water that it is a bit offensive. This is why the Colorado and the Rio Grande are dry, all gone to make the desert look like Kansas.

The last two campgrounds have only gravel and cement underfoot, as is proper in the desert. This camp ground in Yuma is one of many, as the perfect weather here in the winter draws retired people from all over the country. The 2006 estimated population of the Yuma is 187,555, but that doesn’t include the more than 85,000 winter visitors that make Yuma their winter residence. The fact that the desert land is cheap probably helps too.

This day’s drive took us from over 7,000 feet to about 300 feet. Don has an altimeter on his new fancy GPS, but I could tell we were dropping by the temperature. We left Show Low with a temperature of 37 degrees and by the time we got to the flats east of Yuma, it was a perfect 78 degrees. Shorts !

At a rest stop, we met our first palm trees, imported of course. My experience with palm trees is in the Caribbean and in FL, and it was kind of strange to hear the wind in the fronds. They make an aggressive rustling noise that is distinctive, but I have always associated it with humidity. The trees don’t care, they are probably happier in this true desert, but it was an odd sort of mental slippage. We passed a place called Date Land, with one large grove of date palms and invitations to stop and have date ice cream and cactus smoothies. The palm tree is such a symbol of vacationland that planting them is almost a law wherever you want to attract folks to play in the sun.

The news is full of the fires in CA, the one in Potrero is just down the road from Campo, and the high winds, called the Santa Ana around here are fanning the fires into a rage, closing roads and eating up multi million dollar homes on Malibu. Apparently, the highway we would use to get to Campo is closed in CA because of the wind, which we drove in all across AZ with no problem. We will have to wait until it reopens, but it still seems sort of wimpy.

I wrote that on Sunday, now today, Tuesday, southern California is burning up. Campo is on the windward side of the nearest fires in Potrero, so our destination is not burning. The vicious winds continue, the TV is in a frenzy but tends to show only the mansions burning, and the DC10’s dropping red fire retardant or helicopters with their huge water buckets. All the web sites that might give us a map of the fire’s location are too swamped. As of noon today, 500,000 people have been evacuated, no one knows for sure how many homes have been burned. People are in the big football stadium in San Diego, but since it is CA, they have gourmet catered food and massage therapists. Wonderful the difference too much money will make.

And the highway is still shut down west of Yuma, so here we are still. Since the internet costs here, I am limited to after 9PM on my phone.

I’m wondering how many RV’s are here in Yuma. One of the development types here are 1/8 and ¼ acre lots, surrounded by a 2 to 3 foot masonry wall, like the adobe walls one sees around houses in Mexican towns. A pretty unequivocal property line marker, and useful for keeping the chickens and pigs in which are probably NOT allowed here. There is apparently little zoning, so you can put up a little house, or a large stationary RV or a modular home, or you can just put up a metal shed roof to give your RV some shade and put in regular RV hook ups. Some of the RV ones have small buildings too, for storage. If I did this, I would have a laundry room, and maybe a covered patio area. That would be just fine for the winter here. The summer is impossible. I wouldn’t even leave an RV here unless it had the AC going all day. The sun would fry the whole thing into a pile of melted metal and shattered plastic, kind of like what road kill looks like out here.

Show Low

This CG is a sort of fort of tiny trailer houses all jammed together, with about 2' of space between them. That’s all around the outside, and another row inside that. From the air it must look a little like a lopsided Pentagon building. Lots of lizard people come here for the summer as it is high enough to not be hot, and then it isn't very far to drive their Oldsmobiles further south to an equally fort like enclave where the weather is nice in the winter. Which most of them already have. The actual RV sites are a little bigger, and it is all very tidy and well organized. Maybe I shouldn’t be so grumpy about this place. It is affordable housing in the sun belt. I guess people must like being this close to each other, and maybe if I stayed here a while I would make friends and like it. I just can’t quite bring myself to love the sight of nothing but big motorhomes or trailers wherever I look. Especially since there are pretty nice views in all directions.

We are at 6,000 feet here on the eastern edge of high country called the Mongollon Rim, and there are also the White Mountains here, which hardly count as hills compared to where we were yesterday and the day before.

We passed through the Apache-Singreave National Forest, where there are cedar trees as far as the eye can see, It reminds me very much of the Hill country of TX, same trees, same bony land, same rolling hills with occasional peaks of rocky outcroppings. Up higher where we are now, the ponderosa pines are dominant.

The Rim is an escarpment defining the southwestern edge of the Colorado Plateau, and along its central and most spectacular portions is characterized by high limestone and sandstone cliffs. It was formed by erosion and faulting, and dramatic canyons have been cut into it, including Fossil Creek Canyon, and Pine Canyon. The name Mogollon comes from Don Juan Ignacio Flores Mogollón, Spanish Governor of New Mexico from 1712-1715. (Wikipedia) Wickipedia give the pronunciation as something like maheyon. We didn’t stay here long enough to actually ask someone how they say it here. I suspect that pronouncing it in pure Castillian Spanish would get you a blank stare. At first glance, one is inclined to say Mongolian.

And of course, the town of Show Low requires and explanation as to its name.
According to 2005 Census Bureau estimates, the population of the town is 10,000 with 25% of them having Mormon heritage, which doesn’t exactly square with the origin of the name: ( again from Wikipedia):

According to the legend, the city was named after a marathon poker match, where the stakes were a 100,000 acre (400 km²) ranch. After no one seemed to get the upper hand, one player decided to end the contest by declaring to the other, "show low and you win". The other player produced a deuce of clubs (the lowest possible card) and won the ranch. Show Low's main street is named "Deuce of Clubs" in remembrance.

And its best trick is being about 150 miles from Phoenix, and usually having temperatures 30 degrees cooler. We do some geocaches, walking in piney forests, and in gravely cedar groves. One cache is on the Rim, and to the west we can see rolling forested hills, while under our feet are sandstone cliffs, another cache is up a rocky hillock that could easily be in the Hill Country of TX, except that the rocks tend to be reddish. Above the town, we walk to a wetlands area created by the waste water plant that is full of ducks in the right season. The water has made it greener, but under foot are loose volcanic lava stones that make walking difficult. These are the same lava rocks that are used in gas grills, and as a landscaping stone ground cover. Funny to be walking on, and tripping over, the same rocks people spend money on in other parts of the country.

There are elk tracks and poop among the rocks, and every now and then a pick up will have skinny elk legs sticking up out of the bed. The mountain highways are full of elk warning signs, a better picture on them than the more familiar deer signs. Hitting a deer is bad enough, but elk are pretty big, probably big enough to cause a fatal accident like the deadly moose further north. We saw two dead ones by the side of the road, so the warnings are for real.